There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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