Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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