He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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