He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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