Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
They have beer where we have blood.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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