Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm too high and old for this...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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