Whod you bang
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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