i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
