: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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