8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
