they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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