Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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