cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Pooping to opera.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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