i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
