I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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