People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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