his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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