I hate your face
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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