Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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