So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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