Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We had sex on a dog bed..
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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