I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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