yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
