Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm like, not good at living.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
These tits shall not be calmed
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