thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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