everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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