hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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