and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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