So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Sorry about my life...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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