I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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