no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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