Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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