I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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