Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Randomize
