I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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