spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
