we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Randomize
