I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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