So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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