Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Drunk is not a location!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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