Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Barsexuality is the new black.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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