Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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