Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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