the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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