She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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