if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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