i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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