So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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