Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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