I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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