Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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