wakey wakey hands off snakey
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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